Alt Scene is ostensibly a dating site for “alternative” people (ie. Emo fags, goth fags and other fags who wear too much eyeliner and shop at Hot Topic) created by a fag called Neil. It is one of a series of carbon copy dating sites created by his company Coda Digital and arguably the most successful.
Albeit it gets the most traffic, he doesn’t do a good job of moderating it which, combined with the userbase which mostly consists of emo fags and libtards, makes it a goldmine for trolling.
The site is unmoderated for the most part apart from one dude called Dan who is usually in bed by 10pm GMT, which means you can literally troll it all night!
Due to the trolling efforts of a mischievous group of trolls known as ‘Le Reddit Army’ spamming the forum and talk with swastikas and ‘Hitler did nothing wrong’ security has been tightened up, but not by much. At one point, a troll took pity on Neil for being such a failure and actually told him how he could prevent it from happening by simply having email confirmation. He chose not to take this advice however and to this day you can still sign up with a random email address, albeit fresh accounts must wait a week before they can post on the forum or use the chatroom. After witnessing the fail and lack of local users unless you live in London, not many people stick around that long.
Some notable members of Altscene (articles coming soon) are:
Shadowlord (still active)
A meth head satanist fag from Savannah, Georgia who is persuaded he can talk to demons.
A pretentious faggot (albeit with fabulous cheekbones) who dresses like a musketeer and is wooed he’s French. Was chased out of town by trolls after his attempts at scaring them by “calling the police” didn’t work fairly as well as intended. Instead they dispatched an officer to the chatroom who joined the trolls in mocking him. Many lulz were had.
The stud who created the site. Rumoured to be homosexual among trolls and genuine site users alike. Doesn’t truly give a fuck about his site being trolled as every page view gets him closer to his desire of retiring early from Adsense shekels. Loves witnessing goatse all over his forum. Do that to his Islamic dating site however and it’s gone within a minute!
Creepy DeeDee, aka dendrite001, Powerword: David Bailey is a severely mentally ill potential rapist from Darwen, Lancashire (UK) who loves to stalk women. When confronted about this on Facebook (fb.com/dendrite001) he responded with many lulzy things, including demonstrating off his fine collection of butt buttplugs. He evidently has to resort to internet dating, as he is rather bashful in real life and can’t treat going out because, according to him, people hit on him all the time. Albeit he keeps getting banned, he soon comes back with the same old bullshit. Certainly has the potential to be a LOLcow.
Albeit a fresh account can be created in under 30 seconds, nowadays you must plan your trolling of this site a week in advance due to Le Reddit Army spamming it with swastikas and nazi propaganda.The best thing to do is to create a few fresh accounts so you don’t have to wait a week after you get ban hammered,
Recall and hide behind 7 proxies when you do this tho’ so they don’t delete them all! Use a different proxy for each account!
You can either send lulzy messages to other users via pm, or if you wait a week there is a forum which is famous for being a welcoming place to new-comers. If you want to flood the forum however, you will need at least 8 accounts as members can only post twice a day now.
Good trolling mechanisms are showcasing support of Trump or the UK’s Conservative party. It’s not difficult to find ways of commencing drama however! Use your imagination!
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